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40-ish …………… 49
Adventurer…..Has had more partners than you ever will
Athletic…………………..Flat-chested
Average looking………. Ugly
Beautiful………………… Pathological liar
Contagious smile……… Bring your penicillin
Educated ………………. College dropout
Emotionally secure……. Medicated
Feminist………………….. Fat; a ball buster
Free spirit……………….. Substance user
Friendship First……… Trying to live down a reputation as a slut
Fun……………………… Annoying & Talks A Lot
Gentle ………………… Comatose
Good listener ……….. Borderline autistic
New-age ………………..Body Piercing &/or Tattoos
Old-fashioned ……….. Lights out, missionary position only
Open-minded …………. Desperate
Outgoing……………….. Loud
Passionate……………… Loud
Poet………………… …..Depressive schizophrenic
Professional……………Aggressive &/or Overbearing
Redhead……………….. Shops the Clairol section
Reubenesque…………..Fat
Romantic……………… Looks better by candlelight
Voluptuous…………… Grossly Fat
Weight proportional to height……Watch Out!!
Wants soulmate……….One step away from stalking
Widow…………………. Nagged first husband to death
Young at heart………. Toothless crone
Beware The Attractive Single Man

40-ish……………….52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic…………….Sits on the couch and watches ESPN
Average looking…Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, and back
Educated…………..Will always treat you like an idiot
Free Spirit………… Sleeps with your sister
Friendship first….. As long as friendship includes touching & nudity.
Fun……………………Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking………Arrogant
Honest………………..Pathological liar
Huggable…………….Overweight, more body hair than a buffalo
Likes to cuddle…….Insecure, overly dependent
Mature ……………….Until you get to know him
Open-minded……….Wants to sleep with your sister but she’s not interested
Physically fit…………I spend a lot of time in front of mirror admiring myself
Poet………………….. Has written on a bathroom stall
Spiritual……………… Once went to church with his grandmother on Easter Sunday
Stable………………… Occasional stalker, but never arrested

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